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A Camel There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel. ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Fishing Lure A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and ... 1 2 3 4 5
A Lawyer's Priorities Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to fuck her!" "Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?" ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Man's Quiz 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first ... 1 2 3 4 5
A Microsoft Christmas NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. ... 1 2 3 4 5	A Poor Choice Of Snack Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger in front of him. The startled front tiger turned ... 1 2 3 4 5
After Christmas After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since ... 1 2 3 4 5	Amazing Ball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The ... 1 2 3 4 5
Ambitious Babies There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed ... 1 2 3 4 5	American Beer A German and an American werte having a rather heated arguement about the quality of their respective country's brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: "Look. I'll prove it to ... 1 2 3 4 5
An Inoffensive Chrismas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior ... 1 2 3 4 5	An old Occupation What happens when people of different occupations get old. - Old hippies never die, they just smell that way. - Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot. - Old hypochondriacs ... 1 2 3 4 5
Ant And A Grasshopper THE ORIGINAL VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances ... 1 2 3 4 5	AOL Changes Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes: * Time Magazine's next "Man Of The Year" issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the ... 1 2 3 4 5
AOL Pie A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could make my modem dance with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines. But ... 1 2 3 4 5	Assistance While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the ... 1 2 3 4 5

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