Take this test...you'll be amazed at what you can find out. Don't cheat, though -- you can't skip around. |
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. |
A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want ... |
Pa and Ma made their annual trek to church for Easter services. As they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!" |
A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous sex. |
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began ... |
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A ... |
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. |
"You get this one, next round is on me." |
An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game. |
The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to pay their expenses for a special trip. They made a large sign, |
Here is a clever woman! |
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a |
Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard." |
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. |