Take this test...you'll be amazed at what you can find out. Don't cheat, though -- you can't skip around.
Say the word "cow" BEFORE each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
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A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come
back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asks
her husband, "What is a specimen?"
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus ...

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A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want ...

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Pa and Ma made their annual trek to church for Easter services. As they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!"
Pa said, " Ya, I know, but at ...

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A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous sex.
He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until ...

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A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began ...

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A ...

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70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? ...

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"You get this one, next round is on me."
(We won't be here long enough to get another round.)
"I'll get this one, next round is on you."
(Happy hour is about to end...beers are now a dollar, ...

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An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet ...

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The church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money to pay their expenses for a special trip. They made a large sign,
CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP,
and on the given Saturday business ...

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Here is a clever woman!
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress ...

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A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a
contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, ...

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Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."
Clem: "That's awful. What happened?"
Lem: "Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, ...

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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins.
He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
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